‘Aap Ka Suroor’ made me hold my interval coke in my urinary bladder so long that by the time that it was about to answer the earth-shakingly important 'why-that-asswipe-wears-a-cap' question, I just had to go! Thank god!
I ran to the exit door blissfully as I watched the last frame showing his hair finally blowing below his forehead. The problem was that they never actually showed the top of his head! Why? Why the hell ELSE would we go to the theatre to watch an at least 50-year-old-phaedophile, who apparently claims to be 28 (As if?), romance a 16-year-old-ex-SUPER-overactor by singing songs. From his nose!
The only reason I liked this movie was, well, frankly, that my genitals were ready to burst 15 minutes before the end. Or maybe Mallika Sherawat’s posterior.
Pro’s of the movie – It does make you laugh once in a while, since it's storyline is worse than a cheap porno's would be. Also, It’s almost a 3 hour long footage. So, you finally get the chance to try out all the flavours at the snack bar.
Con’s of the movie – The sad ass redundant jokes, ‘The’ Himesh Reshamiya, his nasal 'singing', his extremely stuffed up crotch (Thank the Lord Indian Cinema doesn’t have frontal nudity).
Hansika, there isn't enough make-up in the world to make you look 20-something, so please give it up and sue the mofo's who put you through that 'movie'. Also, go see the definition of the term 'child labor'.
Final Review:-
Acting – 1.5/10
Story – 2/10
Songs – 1.5/10
’Feel’ Factor – 0.5/10
This movie, to be extremely polite, was pathetic. Night Blinders might just come in handy!
Lol, i think you commented on the wrong post bhai :P
ReplyDeleteThis's good actually.
ReplyDeleteAtleast for Tushar, Meher and me when we guys ahd to suffer the 3 hour agony of this flick, while Renu aunty window shopped which was far better than 0000000000000 huzooooooooooooor, teraaaaaaaaan teraaaaaaaaaaan teraaaaaaaaa...arghhh w/e.
Man I just pity you, me..why'd we do this.?
can't blame him, he never asked us to watch the torture.
Peace-leaked.