Monday, December 17, 2007

The Anti-Christ.

Ok, so I’m gonna talk about a real kewl ‘dood’ right now. I’ll refer to him as the ‘anti-christ’ *wink* *wink*

Me: OK, so you call yourself an Anti Christ, eh?
Anti-Christ: Yeah man, I find it very cool and different. It’s so raackshtar like.
Me: (interrupting) So wait, aren’t you a Hindu?
Anti-Christ: Uhhh..

*tsk* *tsk* *tsk* Some people just need so much attention.. I mean, writing away testimonials to people who you have barely said hello to..

Anti-Christ: Hey you know mere bhai ke dost ke bete ke kutte ke owner ke neighbour ke mami ka nephew?
Me: Uhh.. maybe.
Anti-Christ: Yeah, I said hello to him a month back, and since then whenever we meet, we say hello.
Me: Ookayy..
Anti-Christ: Yeah, he’s now my baast fraand.

This retard takes Marylin Manson as an idol. Ok, nice, so you have rubber ribs and you suck your own dick, eh, anti-Christ? Why don’t you write 'war' on your belly with a rusty blade, eat cum, cut off your genitals, be gay, and shout out at the top of your voice in Delhi streets, “I’m different! I’m an antichrist! I’m so cool!”

You have such a sad life, you make ME cry, dude. I’m serious; you should live in a box and beg people to whip you harder. You do have a whip, don’t you, antichrist?

A somewhat real life convo:-

Anti-Christ: Hey maayn, do I look like a charsi?
Brit Boy and Me, In unision: (bluntly) No.
Anti-Christ: Accha, mere friends bol rahe the.
Me: (bluntly) Tere friends chutiye hain.
Anti-Christ: (choking) You aren’t my friend?
Me: (bluntly) No.
Anti-Christ: But I consider you as one of my best friends.
Me: Toh chullu bhar pane mein doob mar na, chutiye.
Anti-Christ: I heard about your fagfests, yaar. Can I come to of them.
Me: You really think so?
Anti-Christ: Chalo, can’t blame a guy for trying.
Me; You’re not a guy.
Anti-Christ: I don’t want to be in your friend group or anything, but can I atleast make a logo for your Fagfests?
Karthik: Tu kitna dukhi hai, yaar, sach bata?
Anti-Christ: I’m a charsi, yo!
Karthik: Sure dude, whatever makes you happy.

Well, a lot more happened, but I really can’t tell people about that. I do hope he got the dildo out, though.

I could go on and on writing about this fucktard, but hell, anything written about him would make him happy. I just hope this small reality check will shut you up!

3 comments:

  1. thanks for adding me in ur blog........i luved it seriously!!

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  2. So, It didn't shut you up =D

    Good, good. You took it in the right spirit. I'm gonna take this one off my blog, though. Not exactly 'good' writing :|

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