An extract from something my friend said:=
P: This guy gave 20 odd hits in a year and everyone seemed to talk about him. The established contemporary singers criticized his nasal singing but their comments reeked of jealousy and utter contempt that their words spit made envy more obvious. If somebody asks you “Do you like Himesh?” and you say “Yes” just to find the other guy smiling or probably even laughing as if you have said the worst three letters of your life. Well, the guy who popped the question likes him too but is not willing to accept this. Why? Why, it has become fashionable to criticize this man with a cap who has taken the Indian film music scene by a storm; the man who kicked the reigning singers southward. People feel embarrassed to admit that they listen to Himesh Reshammiya but the truth remains that you cannot avoid this man – he rules the lounger bars, discos, pubs, auto rickswaws, taxis, paan stalls, music shops and malls. You listen to him at home too. Then, why do you feel compelled to say that don’t like him? All I can say is – You can love him, hate him, but you just can’t ignore him.
Me: Right! Just tell me how.
You ignorant assmunch! It's a 30 year old man with a cap. Who probably hasn't bathed for, say, around 30 years.
The other singers are NOT jealous, their voice STRICTLY, ONLY talks off irritation. The person who pops up that 'What do you think about Himesh?' does NOT like him. trust me, he JUST wanted to laugh his ass off. Haven't you seen the things he's been doing?!
P: (begining to get the point) Like what?
Me: Ok, I'l cut this one down, he can JUST sing nasal, prolly cause his VOICE hasnt matured, he wears a cap (ALL the time), prolly cuz HE hasn't matured. All this and he romances a 16 year old hot girl in a big banner movie?!
Michael! Oh, Michael Jackson! Your lawers are gonna LOVE this one! Mcauley Culkin better stay away from this motherfucker!

i liked the post as much as i like HR
ReplyDeleteserious, i swear!
*picks nose*
Ugh ... Sorry mate. I just wrote this one for passing my time :) Took a shot, didn't work for you, sorry :P
ReplyDeleteWhy why why Mish.?
ReplyDeleteWhy'd you do this to us.?